I Park Like an Asshole Sticker

Bold parking humor for gag gifts, garages, toolboxes, and sticker collections. Pick your pack. No artwork upload needed.

$10.00 USDper 10-sticker pack

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Sticker details & care

A bold, high-visibility parking violation sticker for gag gifts, garage decor, toolboxes, and car-humor collections. The safety-orange design and oversized black lettering make the message impossible to miss.

Sticker details

3 x 4 inches
White BOPP face material
Matte finish
Waterproof and weather-resistant construction
High-contrast orange and black print
Permanent adhesive
Printed in the USA by Carrco Labels

Choose your quantity

Order a single funny parking sticker or save with packs of 10, 50, or 100. Select your quantity above to see the price.

Popular uses

Funny parking gag gifts
Toolbox, garage, or workshop decals
Car enthusiast humor collections
Prank and novelty sticker packs

Text on the sticker

I PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE

Now I get to think about my life decisions and reevaluate my respect for others while I remove this sticker. I will learn to be more considerate of the people nearby and understand that the world does not revolve solely around me. Good luck removing this. Respect the lines.

THE BUMPER STICKER BANDIT
Park in the lines or that bumper is mine.

For novelty use only. Apply only to surfaces you own or have permission to use.

What does the pack include?

Your selected quantity of this exact design. Choose a 10-pack and set “Number of packs” to 2 to order 20 stickers. Other designs are sold separately.

Do I need to upload artwork?

No. This is a ready-made Carrco design. Choose your pack size and add it to your cart. For your own artwork, start a custom sticker order.

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